There was this hooker named Judi who mistook a Salvation Army man for a
soldier and propositioned him.

The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable
victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of
'original sin'?"

Judi replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's *really* original,
it'll cost you an extra $20."