• Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
• How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?
• If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
• If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses
  hice?
• If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
• If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
• If you've read a book, you can reread it. But wouldn't this also mean that you would have to "member" somebody in order to remember
  them?
• In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
• Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
• Where do swear words come from?
• Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
• Why do we say something's out of order when it's broken but we never
  say in of order when it works?
• Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
• Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
• Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
• Why does the Chinese ideogram for trouble symbolize two women living
  under one roof?
• Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?
• Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
• Why don't we say "why" instead of "how come"?
• Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "Crazy,
  man!" is a compliment?
• Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
• Why is abbreviation such a long word?
• Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
• Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month,
  orange, silver, or purple?
• Why is it that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
• Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
• Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
  groce and hammers don't ham?
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
• Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?
• Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?