- I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against
the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a
level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am
able to formulate an appropriate response to your request. - I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if
I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. - You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all. - I will be unable to delete all the unread emails you send me
until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received. - I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
'Phil.'
