A man phones home from the office and tells his wife: "Something has
just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the
opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so, pack my clothes, my
fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in
an hour to pick them up."

He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns.

His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip dear?"

He says: "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says: "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle
box."