One night a panda bear walked into a bar, seeing a nice looking woman in
the corner of the bar he walked up and asked if he could buy her a drink.

She said "Sure", so they sat and enjoyed each others company until it was
about closing time.

The woman asked the panda bear, "Would you like to come home with me panda
bear?"

The panda said "Sure!"

The next morning as the panda was getting ready to leave,the woman asked,
"You did know I was a prostitute didn't you ?"

The panda replied, "Whats that? I'm just a panda bear."

The woman said "Here we'll look it up in the dictionary. The definition
read -Prostitute- someone who has sex for money."

The panda said "That doesn't mean anything to me, I'm just a panda bear,
here let's look it up in the dictionary."

Under panda bear it read -Eats bush and leaves!