Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.

They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose
but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and
6 kids to support'

Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - 9 dollars."

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads,'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!'

 

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