A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer.

The
regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids.

No one
spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown
wrapping paper.

Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also
made of paper, as were his chaps, pants, and even his boots, including the
paper spurs.

Truth be told, even the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse
were made entirely of paper.

Of course, he was soon arrested for rustlin'....