"Johnny," the teacher started, "do you know what 'paranoia'
means?"

"It's not a word, teach, it's several words," Johnny replied.

"Whatever do you mean by that?"

"It's like when you go into a restaurant and a well endowed
waitress with a low cut uniform reaches in front of you and
says, 'does my paranoia'?"

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