- When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road,
don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from
passing. - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible.
Diagonal parking is really preferred though.. - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the
opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way
and stop on the line, taking both. - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you
is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull
through and take it from him. - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other
driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car. - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your
door really hard. - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of
speed. - When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a
friend/relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in the middle of the road. The same rule applies to picking-up and
discharging passengers. - When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling and
waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in
his way and let the car behind you take it.
