I went
to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I
went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I
called him a pencil necked nazi.

He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I
called him a horse shit.

He
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he
started writing a third ticket!!

This
went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I
didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...