A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade sipping a beer
and listening to the radio.

As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a
manual mower, pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-faced.

The man's next door neighbor saw the woman battling with the mower and
shouts across the fence, "You pathetic excuse for a man! You're just sitting there sipping your beer
while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should be bloody well hung!"

"I am." he shouts back. "That's why she's doing the grass."