After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave
me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his
wife.

Delighted, she opened it . . . and found a book entitled "The Meaning
of Dreams."

 

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