The Reverend of a local church was in his office one Monday
afternoon when a nun came rushing in all flustered and
excited.

Before the Reverend could say anything, the nun
began describing what she had just seen:
"I was walking down the hall when I heard some commotion
in the boy's bathroom. Curious to see what was going on, I
walked in, and do you know what they were doing? They
were all laying on their backs, having peeing contests to see
who could pee the highest!"

The Reverend replied by calmly saying, "Well, what did you do
sister?"

"Why Reverend, I almost hit the ceiling!"

The Reverend, after a moments pause leaned forward and said, "Very good sister, very good! I never knew you were so competitive! "