Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One Snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Clause with a huge bundle of toys.

Not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car.

Soon they were driving along delivering toys.

Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident.

Only one of the three survived.

Who was the survivor?

Santa? - WRONG

The Perfect Man? - WRONG

The Perfect Woman? - Right!

The perfect woman survived.

She's the only one who really existed in the first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as a perfect man

Women: This is the end, move on to the next Joke. 

Men: Keep scrolling down.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Clause, the perfect woman must have been driving.

This explains why there was an accident!!!

By the way, if you're a woman reading this, it illustrates another point:

Women never follow instructions!!