A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity.

Looking up,
looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind speed and
direction; it was driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated
partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I
want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man." the partner responded, "You'll never hit her from here!"