Two women walk into a department store,

They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it "That's quite nice isn't it, don't ya think so Trace?"

Tracey has a sniff and replies "Yeah! 'snot bad is it? What's it called?

Sharon glances at the label and says "Viens a Moi".

"VIENS A MOI" shrieks Tracey, "What the fuck does that mean?".

At this stage the assistant offers some help.

"Viens a moi ladies is French for 'come to me'", she explains.

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying "That don't smell like come to me Trace, does it smell like come to you?"