A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.

"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor
asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest
cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think
I might be a hemophiliac?"

"Well, hemophilia is a genetic disorder, and it's most often
found in men," answered the doctor. " But, some woman do
get hemophilia. Tell me, how much you lose when you have
your period?" inquired the doctor.

After some quick calculating, hooker replied, "Oh, about
seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."