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SWM: Roommate needed for six-bedroom north side condo. $800/ month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.
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SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage. Willing to beg. Call 24/hours, 7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.
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SWM: 39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and testosterone. Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theories and help stock secluded mountain shelter. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.
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SWF: 25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance, herb tea, New Age music, Silversmithing, Communing with Gaian nature spirits, and Jello sculpting. Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.
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SWM: 59, wide range of interests including: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Power Rangers, and Sea Quest. ISO compatible
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FSM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater bondage with or w/o scuba gear. And albino livestock breeding. No weirdos please.
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SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler Wishes to meet woman of similar interests. Must be ambidextrous.
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DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, Police lineups and locking your friends in closets, we already have three things in common! Let's get together.
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DWM: Compulsive Liar seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar Riviera chateau. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane a plus.
