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Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
- Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they
don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh
boy! Fish flakes!" - Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already
know WHOSE it is!" - Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle
to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue
patrolling, for I am lord and master! Okay,back to circling,circling,
circling............................" - Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those pet shop customers ever
really give me a cracker? HECK, no!" - Dog: Human legs that just tease.
- Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
- Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!"
- Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
