• Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and
  challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you
  like.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
  thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
  thing at the tempting moment.
• Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.
• Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
• Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
• You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
  because you stop laughing.
• It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads
  to your hips.
• Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.
• The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is
  when she is expecting a baby.
• Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but
  he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate
  cake.