A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"

Sarah stood up and
said, "My father is a professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad
is a piano player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard, so she made a point
of calling Little Johnny's father that
evening to discuss the situation.

Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a
seven year old kid!"