"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

"I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!"

"That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!"

"That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there."

"My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure."

"Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest."