A blond woman, a black woman and a Hispanic woman were traveling
across country by jet.

Half way through the trip, the pilot
comes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We
are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so
please prepare yourself."

The blond immediately opens her purse and frantically touches
up her makeup.

The Hispanic woman says, "What are you doing? We're going to
crash! We're not going to a party!"

The blond answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save
the beautiful people first in a crash."

The Hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every
bit of jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she
was taking to her mother as a gift.

The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What
are you doing?"

The Hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always
look for the rich people first."

The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.

The other two women ask her what she is doing.

"I don't know where you two get your information, but when I
see a plane crash on the news, the most important thing is
finding the black box!"