One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there
are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible;

how are we supposed to deal with them.

The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you
are talking about".

The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible".

So the
Pastor thought and told the woman to call back in the
morning and he would have the answer.

The woman called the next morning and asked if the Pastor
had an answer about PMS in the Bible.

The Pastor replied,"Yes, it's the part where Mary rides Joseph's ass all the
way to Bethlehem!".