- What do wives and proctologists have in common?
They always have to deal with a pain in the ass. - What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?
Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in
them. - When does a man feel like watering the garden?
After having a six pack. - What's the difference between a happy marriage and a
fairy tale?
A fairy tales happens at least once upon a time. - What do women and tax forms have in common?
Men love to cheat on them. - What does a married man say after sex?
Don't tell my wife. - What's the best part of marriage?
Divorce. - Why do husbands appreciate hell?
At least there, they know what they did wrong. - What do marriage and Bill Clinton have in common?
They're both a joke. - Remember: The Bible says to "Love thy neighbor"
but
make sure her husband isn't home first.
