Approaching the counter at a local post office, a kindly older gentleman said to the stern-faced employee, "May I speak to the postmaster?"

"Certainly, Sir," he replied... "I will be right back."

When the "postmaster" came out she was ALL FEMALE!

The man said to the woman on the other side, "Are you the Postmistress?"

"No!" she replied testily. "I'm the Postmaster. Uncle Sam doesn't pay me enough to be anyone's mistress."