A man who had problems with premature ejaculation went to a
sex shop for a remedy.

The clerk handed him a little yellow
can and said, "This is Stay-Hard Spray, put on a little and
you can go all night!"

Delighted, the guy took it home, stowed it under the kitchen
sink and waited eagerly for bedtime.

When bed time came around
he sprayed some on his tool and went upstairs to his wife.

But it seemed to make him come quicker than ever.

The next
day he returned to the sex shop, slammed the can down on the
counter, and snapped, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

Reading the label, the clerk asked, "Did you hide this stuff
under the kitchen sink?"

"Yeah, so?" said the disgruntled customer.

"You must have grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off."