Three best friends are talking about problems at work.

The first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

The second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

The third friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse!"

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious.

The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."