1. I believe that if anything is worth doing,
    it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid
    more work or find excuses.
  3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime
    of consideration.
  4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in
    proportion to the amount of bodily injury I
    could expect to receive from missing them.
  5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the
    possibility for new technologies, astounding
    discoveries, and a reprieve from my
    obligations.
  6. I truly believe that all deadlines are
    unreasonable regardless of the amount of
    time given.
  7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always
    next year.
  8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless
    of course I decide to change my mind.
  9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the
    first step, and/or write the first word, when
    I get around to it.
  10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can
    forget about forever.

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