Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their
professions.

The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE.. .ya know.. .Young,
Urban, Professional"

The second guys says "I'm a DINK.. .ya know, Double Income No
Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied "I'm a WIFE... .ya know, WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC."