A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.

She told her
mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

 

This Viagra!

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast, bacon
eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? An Aitken's buttery?
Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow?

He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl
of home made soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich?
Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?

He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."

Come teatime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

She'll
go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. Maybe a red
pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved?
Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of
minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."

"Well", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm
fucking starving!"