Q. What Do You Call A Female Turtle?

A. A Clitortous!

Q) What do you call a Korean family with just one dog?

A) Vegetarians

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lickalotopuss.

Q:  What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?

A:  Gladiator.

Q. What Do You Call A Lesbian Eskimo?

A. Klondike!

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well hung.