Q: What does a goblin shop for?

A: Grosseries

Q: How can you tell when windows are scared?

A: They get shudders.

Q: What do you call serious rocks?

A: Grave stones.

Q: Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?

A: She had to give a screech.

Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?

A: Lemon n' Slime

Q: Why wasn't the vampire working?

A; He was on his coffin break.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking

Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?

A: Rice Creepies

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.

Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?

A: It was a stake sandwich.

Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?

A: A trombone

Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy?

A: She woke up to early in the mourning.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner"

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets

Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast?

A: Fangsgiving Day dinner

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?

A: Twig or Treat!!

Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

A; She had bat breath.