Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A: Bone appetit !

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Dayscare centers

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.