Q: Why do witches not wear panties?

A: So they can grip the broomstick better!

Q: What goes clip clop clip clop - BANG! - clip clop clip clop...?

A: An Amish drive-by shooting!

Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

A: 'Cause women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q.What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?

A.Militia Etheridge

Q.Why dont teddy bears make noise when they screw????

A.They have cotton balls!

Q: How do the south african police catch a crocodile?

A: Catch a lizard and beat it until it confesses to being a croc.

Q.What is the difference between parsley and pubic hair?

A.Nothing, you just push it aside and keep on eating.

Q.How did you know that you've had a good blow job?

A.When you have to burp her to get your balls back!