Q: Can you use indefinitely in a sentence?

A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely!

Q: Did you hear about the girl chasing the boy around the church?

A: She caught him by the organ!

Q: Did you hear about the stressed out Priest who went to the Doctor in a panic and asked him, "What does it mean Doc, when I go pee it burns like the Fire of Satan and I have this God awful drip?"

A: The Doc,smiled and said, "It means the Alterboy lied.
He wasn't a Virgin."

Q: Do you know what one tampon said to the other tampon?

A: Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches. 

Q: Do you know what 6.9 is?

A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q: If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriends vibrator isn't three inches long and crooked?

Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?

A: It's for Dickheads.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?

A: He was half nuts!!!

Q: Hear about the movie featuring a woman who uses a wooden vibrator?

A: It is called, "Love is a many splintered thing."

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house. 

Q: Have you heard about the woman who was fired from working at the sperm bank?

A: They caught her drinking on the job.

Q: Have you heard about the uncircumcised troll?

A: His name was Rumpled Foreskin

Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?

A. They're called 'Predickamints'