Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

Q. When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A. When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken!

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Q: What do you call a gay guy in the deep South?
A. a Homosexy'all