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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
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Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
