- If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become cat litter?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
- What do chickens think we taste like?
- What do people in China call their good dishes?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- What color hair do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting who tests it?
- When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to
set it? - Which is the other side of the street?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
- Just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?
- If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
- If you crossed a chicken with a zebra would you get
a four-legged chicken with its own barcode? - If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
- Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
