- "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Why are condoms transparent?
So the sperm can enjoy the scenery. - Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch. - Q. How many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None! Let the bitch cook in the dark! - Can you use indefinitely in a sentence?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass,
you're in...definitely! - What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A crack in the ceiling. - What do men and noodles have in common?
They're always in hot water; they lack taste, and they need dough. - Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his viagra?
So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the ass. - There are 2 kinds of people in this world.
Those that want to get ahead, and those that just want to get head. - And then there's the one about the girl who didn't want her boy friend
to swallow Viagra.
She begged him to just let it dissolve on his
tongue. - Did you hear about the nurse who couldn't swim?
They found her under the doc. - Did you hear about the blonde that gave the guy a blowjob while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle - Q. Did you hear about the new douche they've made for women?
A. It's made of Marijuana, Arrid Deodorant, and Kentucky Fried Chicken...It leaves you high, dry, and finger licking good! - Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from
having sex?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service. - Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Q. Did you hear about the new douche they've made for women?
A. It's made of Marijuana, Arrid Deodorant, and Kentucky Fried
Chicken...It leaves you high, dry, and finger licking good! - Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from
having sex?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service. - Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Yes, Intercourse you go between periods and you are expected to come.
