Q: What do wives and proctologists have in common?

A: They always have to deal with a pain in the ass.

Q: What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?

A: Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in them.

Q: When does a man feel like watering the garden?

A: After having a six pack.

Q: What's the difference between a happy marriage and a fairy tale?

A: A fairy tale happens at least once upon a time.

Q: What do women and tax forms have in common?

A: Men love to cheat on them.

Q: What does a married man say after sex?

A: Don't tell my wife.

Q: What's the best part of marriage?

A: Divorce.

Q: Why do husbands appreciate hell?

A: At least there, they know what they did wrong.

Q: What do marriage and Bill Clinton have in common?

A: They're both a joke.

Remember: The Bible says to "Love thy neighbor," but make sure her husband isn't home first.