- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
--Helen Hayes (at 73) - I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
--Janette Barber - Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
--Jan King - A few weeks after my [breast cancer] surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
--Linda Ellerbee - Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
--Lily Tomlin - You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
--Geri Jewell - A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
--Carrie Snow - Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
--Laurrie Kuslansky - My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck - Old age ain't no place for sissies.
--Bette Davis - A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
--Rhonda Hansome - The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
--Jane Sellman - Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
--Jennifer Unlimited - Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
--Charlotte Whitton - Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
--Caryn Leschen - I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
--Jennifer Unlimited - If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
--Catherine Aird - When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss... and they called Me slow!
--Kathy Buckley - Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
--Stephanie Piro - Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of dirty laundry.
--Sally Forth
