• "DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and
  millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million
  machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note
  that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone
  do not denote a higher life form."
  - New York Times, November 26, 1991
• If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
  - Kelvin Throop
• Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough." --
  Unknown
• Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  -- Unknown