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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." ---Homer Simpson
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"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, but I know it works, 'cause the light always turns green." ---Troy Peterson
