"What are your rates, honey?" the owner of the Dave's Jokes asked the Vegas call girl.

"I'm size oriented, Stud. I charge $50 for average, $60 for an oversized tool, and $75 when a guy is, well, 'something else.'"

"Hmmm," Dave said. "I sure am sorry ma'am, but I don't have nothin' smaller than a hundred on me."