• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
  8 years old.
  Hateful little bastard.
  Bites!
• FREE PUPPIES:
  1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
  FREE PUPPIES..
  Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
  Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in
  a single bound.
• FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
  Looks like a rat .
  Been out a while.
  Better be a big reward.
• COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
  Also 1 gay bull for sale.
• NORDIC TRACK
  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
• GEORGIA PEACHES
  California grown - 89 cents lb.
• JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
  Must sell washer and dryer $300.
• WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

  Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

• FOR SALE BY OWNER:
  Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
  45 volumes.
  Excellent condition.
  $1,000 or best offer.
  No longer needed,
  Got married last month.
  Wife knows fucking everything!