"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will
be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tips of
your penises. All of you males, take off your dicks and hand
them to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a
receipt. After we see land, you can get your dicks back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage
and was very excited.

"Quick!" he said "Get on my shoulders
and look out the window to see if there is any land out
there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out
the window.

"Sorry, no land yet."

"Shit!" and out went Mr.
Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs.Rabbit got fed up
with him.

"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for
forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will
we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every
day?"

"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as
he held out a piece of paper.

"I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!!"