Q: How did the redhead try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do redheaded brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: How do redheads pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you describe a redhead, surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Q: How does the a redhead car pool work?

A: They all meet at work at 7:45.

Q: How many redheads does it take to make a circuit?

A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

Q: How many brunettes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Q: If you drop a redhead and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

A: The brunette, because the redhead has to ask directions on the way down.

Q: What do you call three redheads in a Volkswagen?

A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q: What do you do when a redhead throws a pin at you?

A: Run like the Devil!....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What happens when a redhead gets Alzheimer's disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue? A:

A brunette who's told one too many redhead jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a rehead and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What's the difference between a redhead and a shopping cart?

A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.