Little Mary was not the best student in Religion Class.

Usually she slept through the whole period.

One day Sister called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created The universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the butt.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary and Sister said, "Very good."

Mary went back to sleep.

A while later Sister asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" but Mary didn't even stir.

Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and Sister said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then Sister asked Mary a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?"

And again, little Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it off!"

The Sister fainted.