Twelve priests were about to be
ordained.

The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.

Each priest
had a small bell attached to his weenie
and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front
of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the
first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the
same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest,
Carlos.

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell
began to ring so loudly that it flew
off, clattering across the ground and
laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up.....

And all
the other bells started to ring.